15 Rules for clients

by admin on January 3, 2007

in Humour

Following on with Hugh MacLeod’s ‘manifesto’ theme, this from lawyer Matt Homann. Gems include:

  • How messy is your lawyer’s desk? When they bill you for thirty minutes of “file review,” how much of that time was spent looking for your file?
  • When you call a lawyer for the first time, how long does it take for him to return your calls? After you hire that lawyer, expect it to take at least three times as long. Same goes for e-mails.
  • Does your lawyer have reputation for being a “bulldog?” That probably means they are an asshole. To everyone.
  • Look for a lawyer with a technology IQ no more than fifty points less than yours. If you live in e-mail and your lawyer doesn’t, learn to like your mail carrier.

These could equally apply to professional accountants.

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I liked this post so much I blogged about it here.

Michael krigsmanhttp://projectfailures.com

Dennis,

In general, the honest/integrity of a vendor should count for a great deal more than it often does.

While these comments apply to lawyers and accountants, they work equally well for consultants. Many IT project failures are driven by external consultants pursuing their own self-interest, rather than doing what's right for their customer.

Thanks for raising this important issue. By the way, I always enjoy your blog.

Michael Krigsmanhttp://projectfailures.com

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