Deloitte: email from newbie to partner

by admin on November 28, 2008

in General,Humour

This appeared in my inbox today. Apparently it’s doing the rounds in New York and Washington. By the magical power of the internet, I now offer it to readers:

From: XXXX (newbie) (US – New York)

To: Flood, Francis J (US – New York)

Subject: Draft to Frank


Hi Frank,

I hope this finds you well. Having only started at Deloitte & Touche LLP this week, I wanted to reach out to you before I left for National Training this Sunday. Over past three days, waves of information have been surging out from projectors and screens, but your presentation this morning piqued my interests and has been akin to a surfboard. Instead of swimming through the information, I am riding on top it.

Your talk on the current credit crunch was reassuring and inspiring. That is why I asked that critical question – to learn from a partner. On the first day, XXXX commented on this starting class, saying “you are entering the profession during exciting times.” While recent events are unfortunate, I am interested to the steps the profession, regulators, and industry will take over the past few months; and ultimately, I aim to better serve my clients and Deloitte, armed with that first-hand knowledge. To me this is “exciting.”

When I first interviewed with Deloitte. One of my interviewers asked if I had some future goals in sight. My reply was simple and straightforward, and more than likely, it is a common desire. “I am here to become a partner. To spend the next 20 years of my life here.” I am only 3 days into my career, but I hold true to that statement.

Your candor, honesty, and knowledge impressed me. If you ever have need of an enthusiastic Audit Assistant, I am more than willing to suit up, jump in, and catch a wave. And if you are interested to know, I actually do surf.

Thank you once again and I look forward to hearing from you in the future.

XXXXXX

Audit Assistant

AERS/Financial Services Industry

Deloitte & Touch LLP

As others have said – oh to be a newbie once again.

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Frank is a c**t. He probably leaked this email himself...such Hubris!

Frank is a c**t. He probably leaked this email himself...such Hubris!

Frank is a c**t. He probably leaked this email himself...such Hubris!

wait 'til she finds out what the job really entails. Young and stupid- that's how we all like them, yet clients will pay out the nose for someone like this that knows absolutely nothing. The firm pays her jack (and trains her on the client's dime). A great business model (all the Big four), certainly for partner/accountants (unreal was a BA can buy you with the right marketing). If she is dumb enough to stay running in place for 20 years she'll get her 3% raise every year and maybe even a token bonus, only if she continues to write email like this one of course.

wait 'til she finds out what the job really entails. Young and stupid- that's how we all like them, yet clients will pay out the nose for someone like this that knows absolutely nothing. The firm pays her jack (and trains her on the client's dime). A great business model (all the Big four), certainly for partner/accountants (unreal was a BA can buy you with the right marketing). If she is dumb enough to stay running in place for 20 years she'll get her 3% raise every year and maybe even a token bonus, only if she continues to write email like this one of course.

wait 'til she finds out what the job really entails. Young and stupid- that's how we all like them, yet clients will pay out the nose for someone like this that knows absolutely nothing. The firm pays her jack (and trains her on the client's dime). A great business model (all the Big four), certainly for partner/accountants (unreal was a BA can buy you with the right marketing). If she is dumb enough to stay running in place for 20 years she'll get her 3% raise every year and maybe even a token bonus, only if she continues to write email like this one of course.

I do agree with Karen that there isn't really anything wrong with this email. Ignoring the fact that it was well written, to a degree it is sucking up, but as a newbie how really do you make your appreciation for a new job and associated learning experience in an unknown environment?

I assume he/she didn't send this out to everyone and was just directing the email to "Frank", so this really isn't a mistake he/she made since one-on-one this email would have been fine. "Frank" being a partner was/is an appropriate person to talk to, and if the author overstepped or was considered to be "brown nosing", that partner as the senior experienced person should have been able to bring this up and adjust the newbie's expectations, etc.

More to the point, how did this email (which is marked as Draft...) become to be "making the rounds"? Again, I assume the author did not send it to everyone, just Frank. So, did someone hack/crack the author's email account at work? Frank's? How did it go from personal to public?

If a personal email can become public then so can company confidential information. I sure hope human resources is on the case and looking closely into how this breach of privacy occurred and if internal, then working to discipline and remove the culprit.

People can make fun of the author for this "mistake" but really, he/she noted an interest in the field, the company, and indicated a long term goal/commitment with the company. This is better than so many 'newbies' that I've seen over the recent years that it would be nice to have dedicated long-term thinking employees. (hell, outside of making a paycheck and surviving these interesting economic times, as an employee why on earth wouldn't you be interested in making partner, and as a partner in the firm ??)

- Jd

I really dont find anything bad about this email. We all had to start somewhere in life and to be that hopeful about a career that one person is passionate about is great. You can call it sucking up..... I call it couragous to put ones self out there.

The best thing about surfing is that it cleans all the brown off your nose!

Thanks for the trip down noobie lane. I hope I never wrote an email like this in the early stages of my career, if I did, I hope no one saved it. LOL

- Jon -

So it would seem: let's revisit in oooooh - 6 months and see if he feels the same

Obviously in 3 days he learned rule #1: you become partner by s***ing up to partners...

Yes, this email really "caught a wave" too - I got it today as well.

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